hello peeps and welcome to my site

i though id give u some of my favorite sayings, don't know why, I'm very bored and unlike a lot of u social people i have a lot of free time,
1)"it doesn't matter how famous you are you just cant turn to the queen and say pop your top off love"
2)""if at first you don't succeed try, try again" now personally i like the British style to that "if at first u don't succeed, don't bother, your probably shit,"."
3)"is it just me or is the world chucked full of tossers"
4)"you don't piss of the Chinese, trust me, THERE'S A LOT OF THEM,"
5)"i cried when the blue peter dog died because i had a bet with my brother that the tortoise would go first,"
6)"could i buy this one "no that's display," well isn't that the point of a shop, to sell whats on display, otherwise its not really a shop is it, its a house"
7)i went to my GP and told him that "i hadn't had any excersize since i was 2," he said" just do something every day that makes u slightly out of breath," so iv started smoking again.
8)"i walked passed this tramp and he goes "big issue, big issue", i said" no thank you" he goes "faggit!", i go "faggit with a home".
9)i don't know what it is but girls have become quite bitchy lately in society, i walk passed one quite horrid one, and she calls after me "gay!", i go "at least i can get a guy"
10)"they say the Olympics will re-kindle British international heritage, i mean for 9.2 billions, we could write "fuck of Germany" on the moon".

by the way yes i am very sad, so i use comedy to pass the time, do i care? no, I'm a "londona"